Don’t expect wing-ding at Penn St.:
“Here’s a gauge of how much chance the locals are giving for an upset of the nation’s No. 1 college basketball team tonight in State College:
“A wing place opened last month called Wings Over Happy Valley. It is offering a free order of seven jumbo wings plus celery and bleu cheese to every fan who attends the Illinois game if the Penn State Nittany Lions pull this off.
“That’s a possible $4.95 times however many people show up at the Jordan Center tonight (10,000?) if somehow the Nits can upset the Illini. Considering about half the fans would actually show for the free wings, we’re talking realistically about $20,000 that would come directly out of franchisee Steve Moreira’s pocket. … “