Not PSU football but I just had to share this here!
Bubba went to Alabama on a football scholarship. He was a good running
back, but a poor student.
At graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits. But he was a
great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the
dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean
agreed if Bubba could answer one question correctly he would give him
The one question test was held in the auditorium and the students
packed the place. It was standing room only.
The dean was on the stage and told Bubba to come up. The dean had the
diploma in his hand and said, "Bubba, if you can answer this question
correctly I'll give you your diploma." Bubba said he was ready and the
dean asked him the question. "Bubba," he said, "How much is three
Bubba looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, just
pondering the question. The students began chanting, "Graduate him
anyway! Graduate him anyway!"
Then Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Bubba
said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."
A hush fell over the auditorium and the Alabama students began another
chant. "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"